Florida Man Asks to Lead Prayer Before Football Game

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Florida Man Asks to Lead Pray Before Football Game

BOCA RATON, Fla., Monday, June 27, 2022 /PRNewswire/ — Chaz Stevens, renowned political satirist, Archbishop of The Church of Mars, and Deerfield Beach native has sought permission from Board Member Nora Rupert of the Broward … Read More

Chaz Stevens’ #BanTheBible Campaign to Sue Florida for Civil Rights Violation

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Dont Say Gay Ron Desantis

Schadenboner Incorporated has announced their plans to sue the Florida Department of Management Services for a civil rights free speech violations. The company’s multiple capitol exhibit applications, including artwork entitled “Gay, There I Said It,” … Read More

Group Seeks Permission for ‘Constipated Wombat Tucker Carlson No Lube Required XXL Butt-Plug’ Display

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Constipated Wombat Tucker Carlson No Lube Required XXL Butt-Plug

“That’s how you stick it (in)to the man.” – Archbishop Chaz Stevens, Mount Jab Church. BOCA RATON, FL – March 5, 2022 – The Mount Jab Church has sought permission from the government of Florida … Read More

Group Seeks Permission for ‘Giant Ron DeSantis Butt Plug’ Display

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Group Seeks Permission for 'Giant Ron DeSantis Butt Plug' Display

“Not sure it’s big enough for that asshole.” – Archbishop Chaz Stevens, Mount Jab Church. BOCA RATON, FL – March 3, 2022 – The Mount Jab Church has sought permission from the government of Florida … Read More

Group Seeks Permission for ‘Go Away Ron’ Display

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Group Seeks Permission for 'Go Away Ron' Display

“What a wanker.” – Archbishop Chaz Stevens, Mount Jab Church. BOCA RATON, FL – March 2, 2022 – The Mount Jab Church has sought permission from the government of Florida to display artwork entitled ‘Go … Read More

Group Seeks Permission for ‘Russian Warship Go Fuck Yourself’ Display

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Russian Warship, Go Fuck Yourself.

“Hating communism should be a big tent that unifies most rational people..” – Archbishop Chaz Stevens, Mount Jab Church. BOCA RATON, FL – March 1, 2022 – The Mount Jab Church has sought permission from … Read More

Group Seeks Permission for Polemical ‘Shut Up Fag’ Display

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Group Seeks Permission for Polemical 'Shut Up Fag' Display

“Be thankful you don’t need a straight pride month.” – Archbishop Chaz Stevens, Mount Jab Church. BOCA RATON, FL – February 23, 2022 – The Mount Jab Church has sought permission from the government of … Read More

Group Seeks Permission for Contentious ‘Fucked By Ron’ Display

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Fucked By Ron

“Ron won by 30,000 votes, that’s not a mandate, that’s the audience for a high school football game.” – Archbishop Chaz Stevens, Mount Jab Church. BOCA RATON, FL – February 22, 2022 – The Mount … Read More