Fauci Claus 2021 Unboxing.

Chaz Stevens, Chaplain To MarsNews

In a word, "holy fuck, it's amazing."

If we're bold enough to say, this is by far our best work to date, and that's accounting for nearly two decades of doing really great stuff, culminating with appearances on the Daily Show, Colbert, MTV, Time, Fox News, NPR, and every major US media outlet.

Dear God, just wait...

But this level, this 2021 coming out of retirement, ring-rust worries and all ... well, Christ on a Razr-scooter, this is other-worldly.

Here's a photo of the Ecumenical Patriarch of Boca Raton*, Tommy Wright, unpacking our 5'7" high-tech cardboard cutout of the 2021 Fauci Claus Take That Desantis Festivus Pole and Holiday Extravaganza sponsored by Mount Jab Church, Holy Church of the Vaccinated.

People, this shit rocks. I was BLOWN AWAY and I made the damn thing ... I thought it up, hired the stunt double, did the CGI, and all points in between.

Phew...

So, fan of the blog, let's break out music in celebration. Turn it up, all the way up, and rip off the knob. Show your neighbors how much of a bad-ass you are.

* Also referred to as His All-Holiness or Your All-Holiness.

Archbishop Chaz Stevens, Mount Jab Church

About The Author

Archbishop Chaz Stevens, of Mount Jab Church, is an American entrepreneur, journalist, and well-known human rights and constitutional activist, focusing on the separation of church and state.

Stevens, a former Fortune 500 technology developer, is also CEO of ESAD Int'l, a global organization that provides emotional support animal-related services.

For nearly the last two decades, Stevens has been prominently featured on countess worldwide media outlets.

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