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Satanic Prayer Invocation Request (Football Version)

The 50-yard-line is about to get a little more interesting!

The people have spoken, and we want our voices heard. We've got some ideas for how you can make things better at your local high school football game.

The US Supreme Court has ruled that prayer before government meetings does not necessarily violate the Constitution's Establishment Clause. Fairness requires us to remember, though, this is no change in precedent; rather it was an affirmation of tradition dating back all-the way from 1774 when Continental Congresses allowed sectarian prayers for themselves!

Simply fill in the form below (we'll never ever spam you) to download our sample letter to send your city's way, seeking podium time to perform a Satanic invocation on the 50-yard-line.

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Seeking Permission to Perform Satanic Invocation (Football Version).

To begin, follow these steps:

  • Complete the form below, all fields are required.
  • If you run into problems, drop us a note.

After you press submit, an editable Word document, containing our sample request and instructions, can be downloaded.


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