Group Seeks Permission for ‘Constipated Wombat Tucker Carlson No Lube Required XXL Butt-Plug’ Display

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Constipated Wombat Tucker Carlson No Lube Required XXL Butt-Plug

“That's how you stick it (in)to the man.” – Archbishop Chaz Stevens, Mount Jab Church.

BOCA RATON, FL - March 5, 2022 - The Mount Jab Church has sought permission from the government of Florida to display artwork entitled 'Constipated Wombat Tucker Carlson No Lube Required XXL Butt-Plug' in the Capitol Rotunda. The 30x40 inch piece features a massive anal sex toy bearing the likeness of FOX News TV personality Tucker Carlson.

Expected to be met with resistance, the Church's application for State Use Property Reservation notes, "Nowadays, nothing is off limits; if it exists, there's probably already a sex toy of it! From fruit slicing panties to dragon dildos - society sure has come far. Or so we thought before creating the 'Constipated Wombat Tucker Carlson No Lube Required XXL Butt-Plug'.”

Modeled after Carlson (known for his eager support of Trump and apathy towards fellow Americans), this fleshy entry captures every dreary detail of its subject - including the signature confused look he sports during all interviews!

The plug's creator, artist Chaz Stevens, says he created the colorful artwork to counter Carlson's "fear mongering, lib-owning reputation" by bringing attention to the country's fiercely divided politics.

As Washington Post columnist George Will recently wrote, "For example, the vaudevillian-as-journalist Tucker Carlson, who never lapses into logic, speaks like an arrested-development adolescent: Putin has never called me a racist, so there."

Mount Jab currently has a flurry other pending reservations, including:

Over the past decade, the Church’s founder, Archbishop Chaz Stevens, has seeded the Florida capitol grounds with numerous exhibits, including the very famous Pabst Blue Ribbon and Gay Pride Festivus Poles. And this past holiday season, the Rotunda saw two six-foot tall standees of Dr. Anthony Fauci and Fox personality Tucker Carlson.

Daily Show Festivus Pole
2013 The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, S#@t's Getting Weird Edition
Gay Pride Festivus PoleFauci Klaus in Tallahassee Rotunda 2021

Mount Jab Church NFT Gallery

The Church’s wide collection of NFT digital artwork is available for purchase, with proceeds benefiting various charities.

'God Hates Ron’ will tentatively be on display in the Florida Rotunda from April 11th to April 18th, 2022.

About Archbishop Chaz “Not from Canterbury” Stevens

Chaz Stevens is an American entrepreneur, journalist, and well-known human rights and constitutional advocate. He was also named one of the best activists in Broward County, Florida.

Chaz is ESADoggy‘s founder and Chief Executive Officer (CEO).


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Archbishop Chaz Stevens, Mount Jab Church

About The Author

Archbishop Chaz Stevens, of Mount Jab Church, is an American entrepreneur, journalist, and well-known human rights and constitutional activist, focusing on the separation of church and state.

Stevens, a former Fortune 500 technology developer, is also CEO of ESAD Int'l, a global organization that provides emotional support animal-related services.

For nearly the last two decades, Stevens has been prominently featured on countess worldwide media outlets.

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