“I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent.” – Archbishop Chaz Stevens, Mount Jab Church.
BOCA RATON, FL - February 22, 2022 - The Mount Jab Church has sought permission from the government of Florida for a controversial display entitled 'Gomer Trump Goes To Moscow.' Featuring former President Donald Trump, the painting adorns "The Former Guy" in a 1700s Russian military uniform, brandishing a magenta-colored dildo (in lieu of a flintlock), with a 3% far-right anti-government militia flag waving in the Moscow breeze.
The application, likely facing stern disapproval, for State Use Property Reservation seeks to display "a custom made painting, about two feet wide and three feet tall, entitled "Gomer Trump Goes to Moscow," that we'll love to display (on a easel for that weasel) in the Capitol rotunda.” Mount Jab currently has three other pending reservations:
Over the past decade, the Church’s founder, Archbishop Chaz Stevens, has seeded the Florida capitol grounds with numerous exhibits, including the very famous Pabst Blue Ribbon and Gay Pride Festivus Poles. And this past holiday season, the Rotunda saw two six-foot tall standees of Dr. Anthony Fauci and Fox personality Tucker Carlson.
The Next Best Thing After The Golden Presidential Suite.
"The Arizona GOP lovingly tweeted TFG 'patriotic' ensemble, a painting complete with bald eagle and the White House. Come on now, for this guy," Stevens quipped.
"Well, we got us thinking, do you really think Tallahassee would approve a recreation of 'the tape'," Stevens wondered. "Do they allow tarps with genetic material in the Rotunda?"
"So, here's the next best thing, and once approved, we'll courier a signed four-foot wide canvas to Mar-a-lago. Complete with tacky spray painted gold-frame."
Mount Jab Church NFT Gallery
The Church’s wide collection of NFT digital artwork is available for purchase, with proceeds benefiting various charities.
‘No Wire Hangers’ will tentatively be on display in the Florida Rotunda from April 7th to April 14th, 2022.
About Archbishop Chaz “Not from Canterbury” Stevens
Chaz Stevens is an American entrepreneur, journalist, and well-known human rights and constitutional advocate. He was also named one of the best activists in Broward County, Florida.
Chaz is ESADoggy‘s founder and Chief Executive Officer (CEO).
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Archbishop Chaz Stevens, of Mount Jab Church, is an American entrepreneur, journalist, and well-known human rights and constitutional activist, focusing on the separation of church and state.
Stevens, a former Fortune 500 technology developer, is also CEO of ESAD Int'l, a global organization that provides emotional support animal-related services.
For nearly the last two decades, Stevens has been prominently featured on countess worldwide media outlets.