“Christ didn't come to Earth to give us the willies... He came to help us out. He was a booster. And it is with that take on our Lord in mind that we've come up with a new, more inspiring sigil.” – Archbishop Chaz Stevens, Mount Jab Church.
BOCA RATON, FL - February 22, 2022 - The Mount Jab Church has sought permission from the government of Florida for a controversial display entitled 'Dad Hates Ron.' Featuring the likeness of a smiling Jesus from the movie Dogma, Buddy Christ is holding a rosary made from a butt plug and anal beads, and is waving a signed emboldened with the words "Dad Hates Ron."
The Church's application for State Use Property Reservation seeks Rotunda event space to celebrate "Easter 2022 with Buddy Christ and the Butt Plug Rosary display.”
Mount Jab currently has three other pending reservations:
Over the past decade, the Church’s founder, Archbishop Chaz Stevens, has seeded the Florida capitol grounds with numerous exhibits, including the very famous Pabst Blue Ribbon and Gay Pride Festivus Poles. And this past holiday season, the Rotunda saw two six-foot tall standees of Dr. Anthony Fauci and Fox personality Tucker Carlson.
Inside the Church's Application.
When asked by Florida to describe the intended activity, the Church provided the following:
Given our fundamental right under the First Amendment for personal expression (freedom of speech, religion, and right to redress our grievances), we seek permission to erect the Buddy Christ Butt Plug Rosary display in the Rotunda ...
While we didn't descend like Moses or Mel Brooks from the mountain top, this idea came to directly from the Almighty God himself, well assuming God is a voice in my head that sounds just like Morgan Freeman.
God, or Morgan, told us to take this message to the Florida masses — both washed and unwashed — letting everyone know that He Hates Ron.
I know right, seems a bit much, maybe get God to tone it down a bit?
So, when I asked Morgan, er God, if hate was too strong of a word, maybe God just despises Ron ... maybe God thinks Ron is a serious bonehead, hell maybe he’d agree our Governor is a douche bag ... maybe God just loathes the every-loving f*** out of our Governor ... but hate?
Does God really hate Ron?
For sooth, God was firm, he personally told me he hates Ron with a passion – and God himself, the Almighty fellow up there in the clouds wants me to exercise my rights, my God given rights as it were, to celebrate the Easter holiday in style with our display.
So, what do you say?
Can God get permission from DMS for our display? Do you really want to tell God to take a hike?
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'God Hates Ron’ will tentatively be on display in the Florida Rotunda from April 11th to April 18th, 2022.
About Archbishop Chaz “Not from Canterbury” Stevens
Chaz Stevens is an American entrepreneur, journalist, and well-known human rights and constitutional advocate. He was also named one of the best activists in Broward County, Florida.
Chaz is ESADoggy‘s founder and Chief Executive Officer (CEO).
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About The Author
Archbishop Chaz Stevens, of Mount Jab Church, is an American entrepreneur, journalist, and well-known human rights and constitutional activist, focusing on the separation of church and state.
Stevens, a former Fortune 500 technology developer, is also CEO of ESAD Int'l, a global organization that provides emotional support animal-related services.
For nearly the last two decades, Stevens has been prominently featured on countess worldwide media outlets.