“Not sure it's big enough for that asshole.” – Archbishop Chaz Stevens, Mount Jab Church.
BOCA RATON, FL - March 3, 2022 - The Mount Jab Church has sought permission from the government of Florida to display artwork entitled 'Artwork: A Giant Butt Plug for a Giant A-Hole of a Governor, Introducing Ron DeSenatis, Covid Man 2022.' in the Capitol Rotunda. The 30x40" piece features a 'toothy shark' likeness of Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis.
Expected to be met with resistance, the Church's application for State Use Property Reservation notes, "If a picture is worth 1,000 words, what's a 30x40-inch painting of a ginormous butt plug featuring the likeness of our esteemed autocrat, so I mean Governor? We want to show the world what size device would be needed for this a-hole in charge. Also, that whole freedom of expression, here in the Leave Us Alone state."
Mount Jab currently has a flurry other pending reservations, including:
Over the past decade, the Church’s founder, Archbishop Chaz Stevens, has seeded the Florida capitol grounds with numerous exhibits, including the very famous Pabst Blue Ribbon and Gay Pride Festivus Poles. And this past holiday season, the Rotunda saw two six-foot tall standees of Dr. Anthony Fauci and Fox personality Tucker Carlson.
Mount Jab Church NFT Gallery
The Church’s wide collection of NFT digital artwork is available for purchase, with proceeds benefiting various charities.
'God Hates Ron’ will tentatively be on display in the Florida Rotunda from April 11th to April 18th, 2022.
About Archbishop Chaz “Not from Canterbury” Stevens
Chaz Stevens is an American entrepreneur, journalist, and well-known human rights and constitutional advocate. He was also named one of the best activists in Broward County, Florida.
Chaz is ESADoggy‘s founder and Chief Executive Officer (CEO).
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Archbishop Chaz Stevens, of Mount Jab Church, is an American entrepreneur, journalist, and well-known human rights and constitutional activist, focusing on the separation of church and state.
Stevens, a former Fortune 500 technology developer, is also CEO of ESAD Int'l, a global organization that provides emotional support animal-related services.
For nearly the last two decades, Stevens has been prominently featured on countess worldwide media outlets.