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Tally Festivus Pole Returns. It’s Fauci Claus 2021!

Chaz Stevens, Chaplain To MarsOctober 24, 2021News

Artist rendering of our Fauci Claus Festivus pole, erection on Dev. 6th 2021, in the Tallahasse rotunda.

Artist rendering of our Fauci Claus Festivus pole, erection on Dev. 6th 2021, in the Tallahasse rotunda.

After a five year temporary retirement (thanks Trump and his deplorables), the Festivus pole/spirit will be returning with a vengeance.

NPR: Florida Man Airs Grievances With Festivus Pole In Capitol

Chaz Stevens, Chaplain To MarsOctober 20, 2021News

2013 PBR Festivus Pole

Florida lobbyist Keith Arnold stops to look at Chaz Stevens' Festivus pole made out of beer cans in the rotunda of the Florida Capitol in Tallahassee. Mark Wallheiser/Getty Images

This whole thing is just a serious feat of … ridiculousness,” says Chaz Stevens, who marched into the Capitol building on Wednesday morning.